Purest Little Part of Me

Oh, if only my life was more like 1983
all these things would be more like they
were at the start of me
If my life was more like 1983
plot a course to the source of the
purest little part of me

Innocence is not lost over the course of a lifetime. Far too often, it disappears within the confines of a moment.

—Chris Vanderveen

A lot of people like to fool you and say that you’re not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That’s what I learned from selling crack.

—Snoop Dogg

Yes, I Know Guacamole is Extra: Online Dating Tips for Men


So. Guys. I have a few things I want to tell you about online dating profiles.

Let me start out by saying that we want to like you and find you attractive. I know – hard to believe, but true. Women join dating sites for one reason: to find a boyfriend and then turn that boyfriend into a husband….

Love this guy.

Love this guy.